The Absolutely True Story of The Coconauts
The launch of
|The Coconauts are an
combo that was lost in a space capsule that was launched on July 4th,
its mission to contact alien life with its out-of-this-world
Unfortunately, the capsule, Coconaut V, was caught in
what was then thought of a time/matter anomaly but is now known as the
space/time continuum. In this
unfortunate situation, the Coconauts
were forced to perform the same day over and over again.
getting ready to board Coconaut V
for them, it was an incredible concert that was set up on the moon, so
during this time they were able to refine and practice their sound.
wasn't until their science officer, David "Countdown" DeStefano
figured out how to escape their "Groundhog Day" by applying extreme
logic and mad physics formulas, along with intoxicating cocktails and
martial arts skills, to the capsule's trajectory. This was
provide a "ripple-effect" and caused a momentary worm-hole that first
officer Tom "one
small step" Armstrong took advantage of with an engine burst.
Under the command
of flight commander
Matt "tha Kat" Lentz and the spiritual direction of Kurt "Cooter"
Nederbrock, the Coconauts were able to re-enter Earth's atmosphere and
touch-down near the islands of Micronesia in the South Pacific in July
of 2009. Since overcoming their discombobulation of being
in time," the Coconauts were discharged from their top secret NASA
program and released to the public to bring their incredibly
act to you live.
Matt "tha Kat" was reassigned from The Coconauts in January 2013,
Tom was promoted to flight commander and The Coconauts have been
performing as a trio ever since. The Coconauts aim to please and
are sure to
you with their Coco-naughty sounds of the surf. So, bring
a little reverberation into your life, kick back, and imbibe their
concoction of multi-dimensional sounds of the summer of 1963.